"We have muppets"

I didn't sleep very well last night, and to top it off, I had a bad dream this morning. I dreampt that I was lying in bed when I heard a noise from the closet. Normally, you can't see the closet from Gary's bed, but in this dream, I could. Anyway, I looked up and saw a FACE! And the face emerged and started chasing Gary with a baseball bat. This is the point in which I woke up and fixed my nightmare.

See, when I get scared in a dream, I wake up. But I'm not totally awake. It's like I'm aware I'm still sleeping and dreaming but I'm kinda awake. And since I'm aware I'm dreaming, I change my dream. I'm NOT able to control HOW I change it - but I always end up somehow making it less scary. Kinda like a warped way of doing the 'ridikkulas' spell on boggarts. Anyway...

Since I'm still kinda alseep, I keep dreaming. But I dreampt that the first part of my dream (with the face) was actually just a dream. I dreampt that I then woke up to check and make sure there really wasn't a face in the closet. And there wasn't . However, there was a mouse. So I woke up Gary (in my dream) and asked him if he saw it, too. The mouse then ran across our bed. Of course I freaked. But I also noticed something weird. I asked Gary, 'is that a mouse? or a muppet?'. Cause it looked like one of those muppet mouses. Like on sesame street or something!

And Gary, totally calm, tells me, 'We have muppets'. Before that can even sink in, a GIANT, fat mouse, the size of small child, with a huge hump on her back, comes out of the closet. And she starts talking to Gary about how I was going to find out sooner or later. I get upset and go to the bathroom (because even in my dreams,I have the smallest bladder in the world). But there is a note posted on it from Gary that says to use the other door. Then there's a drawing of some big circle and what to do if you encounter it.

I don't understand the note and decide to just open the door. Immediately, I'm on my knees, all balled up because I feel this horrible tingle all over my body. I can barely speak, but I'm calling Gary for help. I'm crying and gasping, and Gary's not coming. I suddenly realize that this could be the work of a muppet, so I reach out and grab it. He's holding some sort of weapon like a waffle maker (I guess it's the big cirlce that the note tried to warn me about). I take it and smash it to bits. I feel really good about it all.

Then the view changes and I can see into Gary's room. Time has rewound a bit and I can hear me screaming for help by the bathroom. I can see that Gary wanted to help me, but the Giant Mouse made him stay. She was saying, 'she's got to learn how to do this herself. Or else she'll be calling you every time she sees a muppet.' And then I hear the smashing of a waffle maker/muppet weapon.

And then I woke up for real.
WEIRD!